We all know that dogs are better judges of character than we lowly humans, so why not ask them how to choose the right candidates for president?
After surveying my three dachshunds and a terrier and labradoodle we met on a walk, here are the criteria they came up with that should help you count a candidate out:
A human would NOT make a good president if:
He starts sentences with, “I’m not a cat, but…” and then tells cats what they should and shouldn’t do.
She rides around in the pocket or purse of rich folks.
He always sticks his snout into other people’s business.
He only hangs out with his own breed.
Not only did he not pass obedience school, he still barks with a 4th grade education.
He blames others for his mistakes… and his brother’s mistakes.
She’s never been a working dog.
He isn’t a service human; he’s a “serve me” human.
She thinks everyone should worship the same squeak toy she does.
He believes in piddle down economics.
He is against reproductive rights.
He whimpers about how much he misses the “good old days.”